No Parsley Allowed
Irving S. Olds, chairman of U.S. Steel from 1940-1952, once opened a speech by declaring, “Directors are like the parsley on fish – decorative but useless.”
Why do I resurrect such an appalling statement? Because one issue that fundamentally determines how parsley-like board members are is compensation.
For far too long – even during brief bursts of reformation – boards have been criticized for being more decorative than useful in the rigorous crafting and application of pay for performance policies.
Events of this past year have cast a particularly harsh spotlight on pay abuses. The country had a collective coronary over the bonuses paid at AIG, which seemed to be unjust reward for a company that almost sank the financial system.
If you want to know where the parsley will be meeting the road in the months ahead, look no further than the list of “10 of the Worst CEO Pay Practices” just issued in mid-April by the AFL-CIO’s Executive PayWatch monitoring website (www.paywatch.org):